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EPIC TF RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY ROUND FOUR!!!!EPIC TF RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Step down OP, you're not gonna win
Whatcha thinking? Ya scared? Can't tell cause you can't grin!
Your pathetic personality is dull and bland!
I could beat you in a battle before you could stand!
I'm a gladiator! A warlord! I command an army!
You have only a few bots, they never could harm me!
Freedom is the right of all sentient beings,
But after this, your pride's the only thing I'll be freeing!
You can't control your army, no matter your strength!
You may be a big bot, can't say that for your length!
I've been chosen by the council, the top of the ranks!
Meanwhile you're chilling with rouges and dirty skanks!
HA! Is that the best you got, oh Mr. Orion Pax?
You're way too tense, don't you ever relax?
Remember? I made the cybonic plague,
I've killed thousands of bots!
While the 'Cons still hold the ranks,
We're the hot shots!
I don't see your name on lists of heros,
EPIC TF RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY ROUND THREE!EPIC TF RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Doctor to doctor,
I think you're pathetic!
You're a lonely house wife,
You don't seem like a medic!
You're whining every day
Over a human, that's something!
Compared to my paintjob,
You're just a scrawny nothing!
You fragging mech!
I'll show ya what it's like to cross me!
And then after that
I'll race like Bumblebee!
You're one to say
who's pathetic, you loser!
Among all the mechs you date,
You're a plain old user!
I'll beat you in this battle,
That's about that!
And after that I'll say,
"YOU NEEDED THAT!"
Don't get me wrong,
You're just a grumpy aft!
Think you can beat me?
Ha! That's a laugh!
I doubt you can hold a candle to my finish,
After I beat you up real good,
I'll say, "BUFF THIS!"
You've gone too far, Knockout!
You're just Megatron's pup!
Why don't you go to your room,
AND SHUT THE FRAG UP?!
You have no personality,
And a giagantic ego!
You have a crazy-eyed look,
EPIC TF RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY ROUND TWO!!EPIC TF RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
You fragging two-legged bot,
You'll never beat me!
Why do you even try?
I'm the best you can see!
I'm the queen of all evil,
And the queen of the mike!
Why don't you go put your head
On some human's little spike?
You're an overprotective mother,
Yet you don't have a child!
Try to conceal yourself from Darby, huh!
Yet your efforts are mild!
Listen here, spider!
I've more guts than you,
Even though you've got eight legs,
And I've only got two!
Mother I may be,
But at least I'm still friendly!
You may look really scary,
But you're not very deadly!
I'm the bot who helped Optimus with his memory,
You're a whiney, complaining spider,
You insufferable snitch!
I killed like no other,
My toxin's like fire!
And with the strength it holds,
I'll put your life on the wire!
Ya better not test me,
I've killed your partner!
Oh, do you even remember him?
Or are you that much of a bedder?
You're an emot
[NOTES] Zero x Reader (Part 1)
As you entered the classroom filled with Day Class students, you didn't expect the events that would take place over the course of the next couple days. Sweet, sweet unsuspecting you.
As usual, you headed to your seat beside Yuki Cross, greeting both her, Yori, then Zero who sat behind the three of you. You knew nothing about vampires, but had become close with Zero anyhow.
Nothing was out of the ordinary. It was just your typical morning... that is, until you opened up your black spiral notebook.
There, on a fresh sheet of unused paper was a small envelope with a red, heart seal. Though its appearance surprised you, you didn't think too much of it and began to open up the small thing, seeing no need to hide it from or reveal it to anyone.
However, once you read the contents inside of it, you quickly closed your notebook, cheeks as red as a tomato. The sudden motion also caused Yori and Yuki to look at you with startled, confused expressions which you imme
Life in a Lugia (Lugia vore) - CommissionWARNING: This story contains soft, safe, non-fatal vore. If you don't like vore, DON'T read this story.
It was a lovely Sunday, and Luke woke up at 8:00 AM, gently pushed down of the bed by the sunlight that entered from the the window. He yawned and went out of his room, still a little sleepy. He went down of the stairs and a dish with 4 waffles was literally waiting for him on the table. "Waffles! Thanks, mom!" these were the first words of his day, "I know you like waffles, and I have another surprise for you" his mother said, and he looked at her with begging eyes. "Let's play a little treasure hunt. Make 10 steps on left, 5 on right, and then other 10 on south" she explained, and he immediately started counting his steps. "One, two, three..." He said, looking at his feet the whole time, "And.... ten steps on south!" he said, and looked around, but he didn't see anything, "Ehm, where's the surprise...?" he asked confusely. His mother giggled, "It's right behind you!" she said, and
Raising a Beast (RP)On your journey's, you all of sudden come across a small fragile looking creature. It appeared to be alone, no mother, no father, just sitting in it's nest/den staring dead at you with eyes of curiosity and wonder. It would begin to crawl out of it's nest/den towards you. When you tried to shoo it away, it would just continue to pursue after you like duckling chasing after it's mother. You eventually gave in, guessing that the beast had been abandoned.
A. Merchant - You go from one city to the next, selling you wares to the local towns people to make money for food, clothing, and a warm bed at an inn.
B. Solider - You serve in your allegiance military being moved from one stronghold or camp to the next, often going off to battle to then return wounded or with a few scratches.
C. Bandit - You robe and mug people for a living, your group in constantly moving to keep up with cravens or royalty to robe or kidnap.
D. Alchemist - You wondered the world to study the races, plants, mag
Being Put Into PlaceAUTHOR'S ADVISORY: The following story contains soft vore and is not suitable for all tastes and preferences. Viewer discretion is advised prior to reading.
The late morning sun fell across my face, forcing me to get out of bed to begin the day. Life had become relatively slow over the past two weeks since having received my eighth badge and thus finishing my first gym circuit, though I would have been a fool to think the stresses of life had gone with the speed, for a new problem had arisen. One that would ultimately reshape who I was, and how I interacted with my friends. By the way, my name is Ted.
I pushed myself out of bed and proceeded to get myself dressed. With any luck, I'd be able to get out of the house before Mara, my Milotic and the one that I was having so many of my problems with found me. Soon, I was dressed and I stepped out into the hall. It was silent enough that I could'
TG Caption This: Turned Into a Kitsune Deity!
"Hey, I'm going down to the shrine!" I yell through the house. I perk up my ears and just hear my father call back.
"Ok, Be safe out there!" He's probably out in the garden, trying to keep the birds off the plants. Since mum died he's had it rough, having to get enough money to pay for looking after us, I've been doing my bit to help but, it's been hard.
"K" I call back and walk to the porch, slipping my shoes on before I leave.
"Onii-chan, onii-chan!" I turn to see my Imouto running up to me, almost tripping over her own feet.
"What's up squirt?" There's clearly a reason she's stopping me, if she wanted to come she'd have her coat on.
"'nii-chan, can you take these with you?" She's standing there holding an envelope and her... ahem, unmentionables, out at me.
"Why do you want me to take a pair of your underwear with me?" Now don't get me wrong, she's about six so she's requested some strange stuff of me before, but this is very strange.
"They're an offering, baka."
"Why those though?"
Dragon TF You can't help but look around in wonder as you enter the mouth of the cave, glistening rocks covering the walls and bats chirping quietly from the ceiling. "This place is beautiful," You whisper, pulling a small LED torch from your leather satchel. With a smile you continue searching the cave, the beam of your light searching the rocks and revealing multiple crevices and little creatures running around the floor and the walls. Ancient inscriptions and symbols cover the walls, never read and undisturbed for hundreds of years. Until now... You smile
You turn as you walk, hoping too look at everything you can but not noticing a plinth behind you. With an incredible smash, the blue stone that had been perched atop it splintered as it hit the ground, the dragon imprint shattering into pieces. You gasp and turn quickly, covering your mouth with your hand at whatever artefact you had just clumsily destroyed.
"Oh no..." You murmur, your eyes darting around though not noticing the pale
The Neko Outbreak Part 3
The Neko Outbreak
Part Three: Felis University
Hey, folks. Jack speaking. Actually, ladies first.
My, aren’t you a gentleman. Anyway, I happened to bust my daddy’s car (which reaked of cigarettes anyway). And I’m still running for dear life. But those reading, don’t you dare even think I’m a damsel in distress. I’m plenty capable of fending for myself. But thanks for the concern. Back to you narrator.
Wait. I haven’t even told my side of the story. Oh, whatever, I think you all know it well enough. So, now I have a neko at the edge of my coat. What could she possibly want? Narrator. Do continue please.
Before he could take a bite, he felt a tugging on his coat. He turned around and froze at what he saw:
Looking at her, she was about half his height. She has silver hair, wore a pink sailor school uniform, and sported black cat ears and tail. Her expres
Princess Lemon Berry
Hema sneaked into the kitchen without her father on watch. She wanted to find something to snack on like her usual favorite deserts. She smelt a fresh lemon cake sitting on the counter and helped herself.
"This cake is the tops," she chewed with her mouth full.
The lemon cake became nothing but empty with crumbs sitting on the cake holder. She wiped her mouth clean with a napkin and let out a cute burp.
Suddenly, she felt something strange happening to her body. Her skin pigment changed into a yellow color like a lemon from her face to her arms, legs and hands.
"I'm turning yellow!" Hema gasped and watched herself change color on her hand.
Hema swelled up larger and rounder with her clothing stretching out and grew almost to the size where she could almost touch the ceiling.
Now that Hema is a giant round yellow ball, she is now a huge lemon berry.
"Did the effects of this particular cake do this to me?" Hema rolled a little.
Her hands and feet sunk into her round body as she cannot mo
Sonic And Tails, The Unbreakable BrotherhoodIt was a sunny day in Mobius, and Sonic was sitting on his couch, watching TV with his cat Star on his lap, as he continued to watch TV, the phone rang and Sonic answered the phone, "Yo!", Sonic answered, "Hey bro, this is Tails, how's it going?", Tails replied, "Hey little bro, I'm just chillin' here, how about you?", Sonic asked as he relaxed, "I'm fine thanks, anyway, I was thinking, why don't you and I hang out all day tomorrow, just like what bro's do", Tails asked, "Sure thing little bro, that sounds like a great idea", Sonic replied, "Cool, see you then bro", Tails said as he and Sonic hung up.
Night had came, and Sonic was in bed, with his dark blue nightcap on his head and gloves, socks and shoes off and his cat asleep on Sonic's chest, Sonic watched some more TV and then turned to the weather station, "Tomorrow there could be a slight chance of a strong to severe thunderstorm, so if anyone has any plans outdoors tomorrow, you might wanna keep it to a minimum", said the weathe
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SolaceShe never slept well in the dark,
not without the children of the sun and moon
to guide her weary lids home.
Guided by the aftermath, she was always two steps behind.
What did the world look like to the girl who had been through it all?
Braved the heaviest of storms,
yet skipping over cracks in the pavement.
They said her eyes were the wisps of clouds before the storm.
To him they were reflections of pages overlooked.
She said it was like she lived the life of someone she had never met.
Laid out to dry, yesterdays news.
He knew her as the girl who was built to never collapse.
He wished he was too.
He loved her more than words could say, and yet her pain was such,
that at times, he feared she wouldn’t make it.
But on nights like these, even when it threatened to consume her,
he became convinced that somehow she would.
Southern modernizationBlack comedy market economy, banana peel political humour, cards with the cartels, the solution free room service and credit the union. Bolivar twist, ding dong dollar under control, valley of the coin desert with no value. Gangsta paradise, the victims are the people. Big mac and cold conflict interference a part of it all. In little Mexico you’d need a high horse to jump the great border wall that boasts its peak.
Viracocha melts waters unlike those it rose from, making waves of out of metal oceans to overtake the current south, re-steel, re-take, tech-mechs the entire south into neo-Machu Picchu, cyberpunk music moulding, reshaping old society into an new age, iron dynasty, fresh coat for an old, ancient look. The coattails of Quetzalcoatl if he were a modern man pull together the merge of future and long passed past..techno temples and the like.
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